How do I take a photo of my pup?
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Take a new film out of a box and load your camera. |
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Take the film box out of your whelp's mouth and throw it in the waste bin. |
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Take your pup out of the trash can and brush the coffee grounds off its snout. |
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Choose an apt background for the photo. |
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Install the camera and get it ready for photographing. |
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Look for your whelp and take the dirty sock out of its mouth. |
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Take the pup to the prepared place and go to the camera. |
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Forget this place and creep after your whelp on all fours. |
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Adjust the camera with one of your hands and lure your whelp with a titbit. |
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Fetch a tissue and clean the nose print off the lens. |
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Take the flashcube out of your pup's mouth and throw it away (the |
12. |
Lock the cat out and treat the scratch on the snout with a little gel. |
13. |
Put the ashtray and the magazines back on the couch table. |
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Try to get your pup look interested by placing a squeaking dolly above your head. |
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Put your glasses in the right place again and fetch the camera from under the sofa. |
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Jump up in time and grasp the whelp at its neck saying: No - you can do that outside! |
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Call your husband or wife to help you tidy up the room. |
18. |
Mix yourself a double Martini. |
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Take a seat in a comfortable armchair and intend to practise "sit-place" with your whelp early the following morning. |